No Show this Week…. Kate Upton Offered as Tribute to Fans
by on May.02, 2012, under The Show
With my apologies, we had to scratch this week’s The Show due to a couple hosts being sick. On behalf of The Show, please accept this vid of Kate Upton dancing around in a bikini as our apology.
Season 3, Episode 15 – You Suck At Youtube
by on Apr.26, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: April 25, 2012. Download from Mediafire.
In this episode, Dave, Derek, Roby and Tristan meet Andrea Lizbeth, an aspiring model and singer from NYC. Dave gives her a bit of a hard time cause he wants to see more reveling pictures. Roby tells him to behave. By the way, you can vote for her here.
Mike joins us in time to cover really bad singing, by the likes of Double Take with Hot Problems, and This guy singing “Jackin’ Off to Your Facebook Pics.” Seriously, here’s the YouTubes to prove it. Angie, our producer, mics up long enough to call us all assholes.
We try to get Lefty to talk about if he’d get a job as a Breast Masseuse, but Lefty just wants to swear at Dave and Derek, so we had to let him go for this episode.
We also cover an Aussie woman who got worker’s compensation for having sex in a hotel and getting hurt; Mel Gibson is still and idiot; and a man who was crapping on other people’s lawns for over 20 years. Dave talks about how he’s discovered the show “Walking Dead” and Tristan almost gives the plots away from shows Dave hasn’t seen yet.
We end with relationship advice for Derek who is becoming a battered housewife, courtesy of Dr. Phil; I mean, Tristan, and a brawl of 30 women over facebook. Brilliant!
Tonight on The Show!
by on Apr.25, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Tonight on The Show on Generation Zel! Radio join Roby, Dave, Derek, Mike and Tristan as we have a chat with Andrea Lizbeth, an aspiring model and singer. Lefty has promised to call (I bet he calls when Andrea is there), and Derek may be bring us a special guest?
We are also going to cover:
· Breast Masseuses, the latest new job in China – Wanna sign up?
· An Aussie woman gets worker’s comp for shagging in her hotel.
· A guy is caught after dumping on people’s lawns for years.
· Mel Gibson Loves food, no really.
· Making fun of bad music videos
· More crap than you can shake a stick at.
Season 3, Episode 14 – Bitcoins and Complaints
by on Apr.23, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: April 18, 2012. Download from Mediafire.
In this episode, we talk about the U.S. Secret Service Prostitution Scandal in Columbia; Dick Clark passes away, and Tristan is offended by “Dick is Dead.” Dave has just discovered the Walking Dead and loves it. We receive our first real complaints about “The Show.”
Dave’s having fun at a gay bar making out.. with chicks. He’s hoping to attend a sex party soon. Derek goes on about some weird currency called the Bitcoin, and gets harassed by callers. Anita Dicksmith, Heywood Jablome, Issac Cocks, Fu King, Anita Whore are all loving Bitcoins.
We revisit KONY 2012, and decide it is going to flop. The Bunny Ranch could be coming to Toronto. A South Dakota inmate just realized he was circumsized… at 28! A teacher hooks fourth graders up with a pedo penpal; And Georgia Cops bust a 6yr old for having a tantrum. Derek talks about NAMBLA.
Season 3, Episode 13 – Crazy Chicks
by on Apr.12, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: April 11, 2012. Download from Mediafire.
In this episode, we learn that Derek has seen a LOT of crazy chicks. While Dave, Roby and even Tristan have ‘Crazy Chick’ stories, no one tops the Derek. Derek teaches us that is it not a good idea to suggest your girl is fat, even accidentally, while eating at a Dennys wearing nothing but a bathing suit and sandals.
Derek also tells us about mysterious UFOs over Phoenix, and how the additional earthquakes are signalling the end of the world. Dave questions why we listen to a guy who thinks little men from middle earth are going to replace us. Lefty calls in and shares his experience with a transsexual at great length. Roby does his best to contain himself.
We learn that commuting is going to kill you, as the poster included shows you. Mike tells us that it is not a good idea to take pictures of your workplace when security is in a bad mood. We also learn that it is not a good idea to hide 89 bags of heroin by having it tied to your package. It is also not a good idea to text and drive while holding an infant in your lap. We wrap up with the “William Todd Criminal Marathon,” where this idiot committed at least 10 felonies in 9 hours.
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BREAKING NEWS: Russel Brand Release Images From Upcoming Sex Tape!!
by on Apr.11, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Funny, I thought Katy Perry would look a little cuter. We’re talking about this on the show tonight!!!
Season 3, Episode 12 – Your Dollar Store Booze Source
by on Apr.06, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: April 3, 2012. Download from Mediafire here.
In this episode Dave, Derek, Mike, Tristan and Roby revisit Jenna Talackova, who was out and now back in as a Miss Universe Canada contestant, as well as revisiting Trayvon Martin. Derek, the “smart” one in the group, can’t remember the female equivalent of testosterone. Roby gets annoyed about the scooters and bikes that seem to think they don’t need to follow the rules of the road anymore. The group also discusses texting and driving, Dollar General’s selling alcohol in Florida
Mike brings up an article about strippers having their baby tattooed. Roby talks about his cats leaving treats around the condo, forcing him to cut crap out of their fur. Voicemail Girl, aka, Space Radio, is featured during the break as we play a song called “Safe Couch,” which is awesome.
Season 3, Episode 11 – Miss Canada and the Zimmerman Racist Hour
by on Mar.30, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: March 28, 2012. Download from Mediafire here.
In this episode, Dave, Mike, Tristan and Roby discuss the Trayvon Martin shooting in Florida, and a UK college kid’s racist tweets that landed him jail time. Madonna talked about “Molly” and pissed Deadmau5 off; We try to figure out how someone tries to stay hip at almost sixty without breaking a hip.
We also cover Jenna Talackova, the Miss Universe Canada contestant that could have been Mr. Universe only a few years ago; Megan Piper’s high school prom dream; and the fact that prostitution is legal in Ontario. Ish. For now. We suspect that Derek is missing in this episode because he is on his way to Ontario to either become, or hire a hooker. Cause he’s classy like that.
Season 3, Episode 10 – Steak and Beej, Anyone?
by on Mar.25, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
Original Air Date: March 14, 2012 Download from Mediafire here.
In this episode, which had a few technical glitches (thank you, internet) we celebrate Steak and Beej Day. We also learn that according to Derek, the earth is hallow, and that there are middle earth people living in the center preparing to take over for us when we die. Speaking of Preppers, Dave talks about how a bunch of people across the US are also getting ready… that’s so 2012. Lefty calls in to let us know he’s not prepping for the end of the world.
We learn that 1 in 4 truckers are grabbing the other gear shift while on the road. You can use a homeless person the find the “G” spot… And that Angie, the producer, says she gets taxes done where people are “hot.”
Roby’s Vocal Talents
by on Mar.13, 2012, under Generation Zel! Radio, The Show
As promised, the “Baby Got Back” video Roby sang while on vacation.
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